This is very short, funny and clever. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRjVeRbhtRU

It is also a cry for help. Not in the "I just got out of rehab and I'm grabbing the shears and shaving my head" kind of crying. Nor is it the "Quick, dial 911. We've got a fashion emergency" which you're saying because the person who just walked by you in the mall obviously doesn't have a mirror in their house. I mean, why would someone walk around dressed like that?

Its a cry in the "We've been e-mailing back and forth for a week trying to figure out how to change the font color on the blog so its more readable" kind of cry. Any suggestions that work will result in you being awarded the title of Official Uber-Geek", with all the rights and privileges to which that lofty office is entitled.